There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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