For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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