The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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