thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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