If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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