so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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