Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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