I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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