Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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