i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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