It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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