Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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