love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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