I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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