I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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