You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Randomize
