I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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