Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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