how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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