You work out of a Hotel?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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