would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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