I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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