We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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