At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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