S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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