if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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