Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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