Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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