i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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