There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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