no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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