He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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