well you can't waste a boner
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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