i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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