What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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