He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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