Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
In other news, I just burned my penis
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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