my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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