nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize
