I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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