and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i wish my penis had a tongue
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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