Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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