chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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