Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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