I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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