you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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