Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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