Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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