Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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