you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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