no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Me too!
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
