I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize