i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
