shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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