Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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