I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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