her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
