We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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