"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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